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[narrator] Spider-Man.

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[no audible dialogue]

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[meow]

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[no audible dialogue]

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[narrator] Spider-Man.

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[growls]

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Come on, get the lead
out of your web, Spidey.

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It's five minutes till midnight,

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and I was supposed to meet
Betty Brant

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at the Daily Bugle's
New Year's party hours ago.

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If I don't get there quick, it'll be the
second time this week I've stood her up.

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And poor ol' Peter will be
on her enemies list for life.

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Oh, no.

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It's the Black Cat.

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And she's heading
for the New Year's party in J.J.'s office.

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If I follow her
to see what she's up to,

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Betty will be through with me
for sure.

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Aah. Give it up, web head.

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You never could turn down
a date with danger.

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I can't imagine where
in the world Peter is.

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I'd forget about Parker, Betty.

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He probably dressed up
as Al Capone

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and got thrown in jail.

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[laughs]

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Mmm. This is quite
a newsworthy event.

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Ever bigwig in New York
is here tonight,

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and that means
diamond necklaces,

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gold watches, silver bracelets,

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not to mention plenty of cash.

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A fitting purr-rize

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for the greatest cat burglar
in the world.

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But really?
Don't you feel the mayor

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has made a complete monkey
out of himself lately?

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Madam, I am the mayor!

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Oh. Well.

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[Jameson] Quiet. Quiet.
Quiet, everybody!

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It's almost midnight.

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[all] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

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Happy New Year!

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Thanks.
Happy New Year to you, too.

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Any minute now and I will
cleaned out everyone at this party.

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For you, Black Cat,
the party's over.

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Well, if it isn't New York's
swinging wall crawler.

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How about I call you later?

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Here, kitty, kitty.

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Come to Spidey.

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Don't come any closer,
Spider-Man,

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or you'll find out just how mean

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this little kitty really is.

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Gee, if you're that dangerous,

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I guess I should just put
my hands up in the air

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and give up.

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Just a minute!

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What do you think
you're doing, Spider-Man?

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I'll have you arrested

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for ruining my party,

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disturbing my guests.

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This guest of yours
is the Black Cat,

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cat burglarpar excellence.

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She's looted everyone
at your party.

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Here you go, J.J.

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You can hand
these little trinkets

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back to your guests now.

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All right, black beauty.

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We got a date
with the chief of police.

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Don't think I believe this
for a minute, web head.

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It's one of your tricks!

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[Black Cat] It's a good thing I
cameequipped for every emergency.

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Hey, who let the cat
out of the bag?

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Who do you think,
sticky fingers?

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[grunts]

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Happy landings!

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Hey, is that any way
to treat me on our first date?

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See what happens
when you let a black cat

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cross your path?

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[Spider-Man] Phew.

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That girl's got guts.

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You wouldn't catch me doing
that without a spider line.

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Uh, hi, Betty.

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Well, aren't you
a little late, Peter?

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The party was last night,
remember?

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Gee. I'm sorry, Betty. I...

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Never mind the excuses.

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That's the last time
you'll stand me up.

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Ah, give me another chance.

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I'll... I'll make
a New Year's resolution.

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I'll never do it again.

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Scout's honor.

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In fact, I'll take you
to lunch to prove it, okay?

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Well, o... okay.

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Parker!

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What's the matter with you?

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Why weren't you
at my party last night?

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Uh, hi, J.J.

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Well, uh, you might say
I was there in spirit.

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Balderdash.

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Thanks to you,
I didn't get pictures of Spider-Man

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and that feline fiasco,
the Black Cat.

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Is that any way
to talk about a lady?

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But I'll forgive you
this time, honey.

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[stutters]

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Don't you try to threaten me,

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you alley cat.

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Get out of my office
before I call the cops.

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I just figured seeing as how
you hate Spider-Man so much

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you might be interested

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in how I'm going to ruin
his reputation.

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Well, now that begins
to sound interesting.

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Why don't you forget about
those things I said to you

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and just tell me
what you had in mind.

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All you have to do
is print my challenge

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on the front page
of the Daily Bugle

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stating that the Black Cat
is going to steal

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the million-dollar
Maltese Mouse.

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And if Spider-Man
tries to stop me...

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You're wasting your time,
Black Cat.

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Spider-Man will make
catnip out of you.

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Say, you're kind of cute
for a wise guy.

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Too bad I don't have time
to pursue this relationship.

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Well, don't just stand there,
Parker.

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There's a story
I want you to cover.

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Show him the details, Ms. Brant.

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The famous Maltese Mouse
is arriving from France

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at Dock 13 in a few hours.

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It's going to be displayed
on the Johnny Griffon Show tonight

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before a live national audience.

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[Jameson]
And be sure to get plenty of pictures.

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Especially the ones
that make Spider-Man look bad.

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Careful with that crate.
It's worth a million bucks!

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[Spider-Man]
They're loading the Maltese Mouse

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into that armored truck.

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The Black Cat could show up
at any moment.

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I'll just tag along
and play watch dog.

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I think I'll check out

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this diamond-eyed
mouse sculpture,

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and see what
I'm wasting my time about.

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Sure is a big crate
for a little mouse.

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- [chickens cluck]
- Huh?

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Those are the strangest-looking
mice I've ever seen.

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What's this?

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"When the Spider-Man's away,

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the Black Cat will play."

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Oh, great, I've been had.

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This armored truck
is a decoy setup by the Black Cat.

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It's back to the dock

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before the Black Cat steals

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that Maltese thing-ama-what.

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Perfect timing.

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There she is, Mr. Goldblum.

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Safer than a fish in a net.

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The Maltese Mouse.

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The dock's just ahead.

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Oh, no!

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I'm gonna miss my lunch date
with Betty.

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I better call her quick.

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Just my luck. Someone's
using the phone booth.

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Say, where have I seen
that guy before?

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Well, no time to worry
about it now.

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Hello, Betty. This is Peter.

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Look, uh, this Black Cat
story is starting to get real hot.

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And I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to miss our lunch date.

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I thought you were through
standing me up, Peter.

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Honestly, Betty,

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this is the last time.

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Tell you what.
Why don't I meet you

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at the Johnny Griffon Show
tonight?

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Well, I don't know.

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And afterwards
I'll take you out to dinner.

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Okay, Peter.

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I'll give you one more chance.

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Great. See you later, Betty.

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Now that I made that date,

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I hope I hadn't missed
my date with the Black Cat.

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I'll just stick
my trusty camera up here

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in case I do anything
so spectacular

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it deserves a place in history.

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Well, everything
looks in order, Captain.

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The Maltese Mouse
is in perfect condition.

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Real nice of you gentlemen

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to keep it in such good shape
for me.

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I wouldn't want
to steal anything

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that had a flaw in it.

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Why, it's the Black Cat!
Stop her!

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It's time for the Black Cat
to create a blackout.

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[rustling sounds]

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Gee. I hadn't had
so many cute guys after me

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since I dropped out
of high school.

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Quick, we got to get out here

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before she gets
the Maltese Mouse.

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Oh, no.

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It's... It's gone!

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Don't worry, fellas.

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I'll take good care of it.

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That is, until I take
its diamond eyes out

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and sell them
on the black market.

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[laughs]

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Hey, watch where
you're going, lady.

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Lady nothing.
That was the Black Cat.

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Well, hello there, black beauty.

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Looks like your
bragging news headline

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should have been printed
in the funny pages.

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I told you before.

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It's dangerous to let
the Black Cat cross your path.

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Gee. I forgot.

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I guess the only thing
I consider unlucky

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is spilled web fluid.

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I am curious
about one thing, though.

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What made you decide
to steal the Maltese Mouse?

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Careful. Didn't you ever
hear the expression

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curiosity killed the Spider-Man?

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Not even my [grunts]

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spider strength
can break me free of this.

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Oh, great.

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It looks like I don't have
to worry about drowning.

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That ship's propeller
is going to get me first.

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It's no use. I can't get free.

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I've only got one chance.

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And if I miscalculate,

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the local fish will be eating
Spidey hors d'oevres.

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[gasps]

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I never knew smog
could taste so good.

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That feline finagler
is getting away.

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- Spider-Man, you're alive.
- Right.

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Cat's aren't the only ones
with nine lives.

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In that case,

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there's one down
and eight to go.

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[thud]

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Aah. She's beginning
to get on my nerves.

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I've had all I'm gonna take

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of your pussyfooting,
sweetheart.

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This will keep one black cat
I know from straying.

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And I'll just separate
the cat and the mouse.

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You underestimate me, Spidey.

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Oh, no.

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I wish I didn't
have to be so rough on him.

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He's so cute.

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Whoa, boy!

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Time to make like a banana
and split.

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Sheesh. I've done some pretty
strange things in my life,

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but that's the first time
I ever rescued a car lot.

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Oh, no.

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The Black Cat
slipped away again.

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Uh, Spider-Man,
I want to thank you.

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You rescued the Maltese Mouse.

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How can we ever repay you?

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Oh, you can start by carving
my head on Mount Rushmore.

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[laughs]

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That's very funny, Spider-Man.

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Uh, you know,

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it's obvious we aren't
properly equipped

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to protect the Maltese Mouse

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in the face
of the Black Cat threat.

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You're the only one
who can help us.

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00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,284
You must guard
the Maltese Mouse when it appears

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00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,286
on the Johnny Griffon Show
tonight.

256
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,522
Me? Guard a mouse on television?

257
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,291
You got to be nuts. Forget it.

258
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,709
We'll pay you double

259
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,318
what our security guards
are getting.

260
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,588
What time do you want me
at the studio?

261
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,882
8:00. Just before showtime.

262
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:25,907
I'll see you there.

263
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,261
That Spider-Man is falling
right into my trap.

264
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:32,431
With him guarding
the Maltese Mouse on national television,

265
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,876
I can make a fool out of him
in front of 50 million people.

266
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,444
I told you I wouldn't
let you down this time, Betty.

267
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,489
Well, you know, Peter,
a girl can only be stood up so many times

268
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,490
before she gives up.

269
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,574
Never again, Betty.

270
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,826
And to make up

271
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:52,827
for all those times I canceled,

272
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:53,953
after the show tonight,

273
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,329
I'm gonna take you out

274
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,793
to the finest restaurant
in New York.

275
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Press.

276
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,298
Mr. Jameson,
what are you doing here?

277
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,408
I got a phone call
from the Black Cat.

278
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,386
Said I shouldn't miss this show.

279
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,097
Something about a big surprise.

280
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,832
So that's why
she picked the Maltese Mouse...

281
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,437
So she can challenge Spidey
before a million viewers.

282
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,938
Did you say something, Peter?

283
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:21,939
Why, uh...

284
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,982
I said, "I can't imagine

285
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,150
a little mouse being worth

286
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,484
a million dollars."

287
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,508
[cans rustle]

288
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,310
Who... who's there!

289
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,955
Nobody here but us cats.

290
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,832
[laughs]

291
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,083
Get 'em!

292
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,650
[cats yowl]

293
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,320
Shoo, shoo!
Skat! Get away from me!

294
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,121
Let's see.

295
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,831
That's what I need.

296
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,834
The perfect prop to trap
a Spider-Man.

297
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,064
There goes my spider sense.

298
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:07,050
I think it's time
for Spidey to make his personal appearance.

299
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,196
Uh, I got to get
some more, uh, film

300
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,930
in case the Black Cat shows up.

301
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,723
Be back in a minute.

302
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:28,172
Mm. The Maltese Mouse
is do on stage any minute

303
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,174
and Spider-Man's nowhere
to be found.

304
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,843
That's probably because
no one told me I was lost.

305
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:37,139
[chuckles] Good. Now, be
careful with this, Spider-Man.

306
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,707
And watch out for the Black Cat.

307
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,018
Who cares about the Black Cat?

308
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,086
I'm more concerned
about my stage fright.

309
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,233
[band plays]

310
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:51,970
[audience cheers]

311
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,115
Thank you. Thank you.

312
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,950
You look like a great group.

313
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,785
And tonight,
I'm going to dispense

314
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,412
with my hilarious monologue

315
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,164
and get right
to our special presentation.

316
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,291
Not only do we have the fabulous

317
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,168
million dollar Maltese Mouse,

318
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,795
but here tonight

319
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,505
to personally guard
the little critter

320
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,632
from the notorious Black Cat

321
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,576
we have New York's
most famous swinger.

322
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,763
Here's Spidey!

323
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,558
[audience cheers]

324
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:23,227
Well, that was quite
an entrance, Spider-Man.

325
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,980
What convinced you to appear
on national television

326
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,982
to guard this marvelous
little mouse?

327
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,233
Money, what else?

328
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,276
[audience laughs]

329
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,861
I see.

330
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,654
I think our audience
would like to know

331
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,615
how you manage to keep
your true identity a secret?

332
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,243
Simple. I don't tell anybody
who I am.

333
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,619
[audience laughs]

334
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,645
I wonder what's taking Peter
so long.

335
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,648
Don't worry about
the bad jokes, Spidey dear.

336
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,001
Any minute now,

337
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,919
you'll be the laughing stock

338
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,129
of New York City.

339
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,280
[purrs]

340
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,508
Well, how about showing
the audience

341
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,743
some of your sticky
web tricks, Spidey?

342
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,079
Why, sure.

343
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,704
Here's one.

344
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,063
[crowd laughs]

345
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:07,355
[angrily mutters]

346
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,857
Why, you... Put me down,
web head,

347
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,092
or I'll sue you
for all your worth!

348
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,094
Whatever you say, J.J.

349
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,197
[grunts]

350
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,740
I think it's about time

351
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,349
the real show started.

352
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,394
What was that?

353
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,689
It's the Black Cat!

354
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,026
Oh, great. Just when my
routine was starting to get hot.

355
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,806
Hey, Florence.
You got to see this.

356
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,724
Spider-Man's
doing a dance number

357
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,560
with some cat lady. [Laughs]

358
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,729
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

359
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,213
Come to Spidey.

360
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:54,068
I promise you'll get plenty
of fish and milk in prison.

361
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,696
Spider-Man or Spider-mouse,

362
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,888
you'll have to catch me first.

363
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,642
[audience gasps]

364
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,587
[laughs]

365
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,131
Serves you right, web head.

366
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,716
Now, the world will know

367
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,427
you're nothing
but a klutz in red tights.

368
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,054
You better snap to it, Spidey,

369
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,622
or they won't even make
comic books about you anymore.

370
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:35,633
Give it up, Cat!

371
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,570
Not even O. J. Simpson

372
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,845
can outrun the ol' web slinger.

373
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,033
Who said anything
about running, Spidey?

374
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,516
I'm taking a cab.

375
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,620
If crime doesn't pay,

376
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,855
how come she's got cab fare
and I haven't?

377
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,588
Oh! Where to, lady?

378
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,489
Anywhere and step on it.

379
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,370
Time for a little
Olympic web skiing.

380
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,354
I hate to do this to you,
Spidey,

381
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,921
but you asked for it.

382
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,840
This is where I get off.
Hit the brakes.

383
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,467
[tires screech]

384
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,344
Oh, no!

385
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,391
Oh, wonderful.

386
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,410
I'm caught in my own webbing.

387
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,646
And just my luck,
it's a real strong batch.

388
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,085
Hang in there, Spidey.

389
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,654
The Black Cat is about
to cross your path for the last time.

390
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,659
[strains]
Where's the Boy Scouts when you need them?

391
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,978
Well, well, Spidey dear.

392
00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:55,088
Looks like our
cat and mouse games are finally over.

393
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,150
Now you'll see that there's
more than one way

394
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,760
to skin a Spider-Man.

395
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,280
Wait a minute.

396
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,224
I think my luck
may have finally changed.

397
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,602
[screams]

398
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,940
Now, I'll just collect my prize

399
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:17,861
and show my fans I'm
still the top swinger in town.

400
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,301
Look, it's Spider-Man,

401
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,952
and he's got the Black Cat.

402
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,832
See that this wildcat
gets caged.

403
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,311
Spider-Man, you were terrific.

404
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,603
And I'm sure our viewers

405
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,355
are going to remember this date

406
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,606
for a long, long time.

407
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,067
Oh, no. Speaking of dates,

408
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,470
I'd better change and get back
to Betty before it's too late.

409
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,909
I... I'm sorry it took me
so long, Betty.

410
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,852
Hope I didn't miss anything
too exciting.

411
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,747
Don't worry about it, Peter.

412
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,707
The only thing
you're going to miss

413
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,834
is your next date with me!

414
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,045
Uh, J. J., what do you say

415
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,571
you and I
have a night on the town?

416
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,884
Well, sure! Why not?

417
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:07,243
Don't work too hard, Parker.

418
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,747
Who says the good guy
always gets the girl?